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"You better watch out, you better not cry, don't get too close, he's probably got pink eye" 

You really believed there was only one? You honestly thought one man could get around the world in one night? Absolutely not! There's a few, and my god do they celebrate once the festivities end- let the ass-eating-tivities begin. Behold the human santapede, in all it's glory!

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Inside Message: Merry Christmas

Dimensions: 15 x 15 cm

Envelope Included. Free First Class UK Delivery.

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