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What are your cut off times?

Card orders placed before 4pm Monday to Saturday are dispatched the same day, first class. 

We expect 90% of UK card orders to arrive within 1/2 working days, however, it may take up to 3 working days to arrive, particularly during peak periods.

Mug orders will be printed and dispatched within 48 hours of your order being placed and will be sent Royal mail first class.

Do you post internationally?

Absolutely- sending horrible cards knows no bounds! 

Standard international postage (shipping anywhere outside of the UK) costs £2.00 and generally takes 5 working days to be delivered once the order is dispatched- however this can vary, especially during peak periods.

We use Royal Mail's delivery service for both UK and International postage.

Can I change my order?

Possibly! Best thing to do is drop us an email and we'll do our best to catch your order and amend it for you, however we can't make any guarantees. Email ContactUs@Notnicethings.com or DM us on IG (@NotNiceThings) and we'll see what we can do. Generally if it's within a few hours of your order being placed we should be able to help you.

How are the cards printed? Are they of a good quality?

We don't scrimp- as horrible as these cards are they're professionally laser printed on 300 GSM brilliant white satin card stock.

Who designs your cards?

Our designs are thought up and brought to life by a very small team of not nice people- we don't really go near them, or question what they do. 

I'm a business and would be interested in stocking some of these cards?

You have impeccable taste. Reach out to our trade team with any business enquiries you might have, and we'll be more than happy to discuss this with you. (Trade@Notnicethings.com)

I'm offended!

couldn't give a fuck