Not Nice Birthday Balloon - Offensive Birthday card
No balloons? Don't lose your head, this little guy's got you covered. Buy someone this stunning Birthday Card. It's head and shoulders above your bog standard store bought card. Could probably squeeze in a pun about 'being a pain in the neck' somewhere as well, but fuck it, it's a man who's sawn his own head off and turned it into a balloon... what more do you want?
Why not add your own, horrible message? Personalize your card for only 99p!
Inside Message: Happy Birthday
Dimensions: 15 x 15 cm
Envelope Included. Free First Class UK Delivery.